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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry (via estherlune)

Depends on who the waiter is (and what he’s done).

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

flying-indigo-people-eater:

ellievhall:

The sass between @BuzzFeed and @BuzzFeedUK on Twitter is my favorite thing. 

WAIT ARE BANGS JUST A FRINGE

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN LIVED IN DARKNESS

HOLY SHIT

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

jugglekingstone:

people who call skinny girls ‘disgusting’ thinking thats a good way to show they support larger bodies

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ultrafacts:

michaelsousa:

ultrafacts:

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me too probably Roald Dahl, me too

Fun fact: The almost final words of writer Roald Dahl, were “You know, I’m not frightened. It’s just that I will miss you all so much” to his family. After appearing to fall unconscious the nurse then injected him with morphine to ease his passing and he said his actual last words: “Ow, fuck!”

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.